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PLAYER PROFILES > DAVID THAYER

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Where are you from?  I grew up in Joliet, now I live in Oak Forest.
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?  thong - it's all about freedom on the back swing.

What do you do for a living? 
meter reader

How long have you been playing golf? 
4 days

If you could pick a dream foursome, who would be in it? 
Homer Simpson, Glen Quagmire (Giggety - Giggety), Carl Spakler (it's in the hole)

Who are your personal heroes? 
My son Michael, my wife Susie, John Wayne, Barney Fife and my parents.

What’s your favorite food? 
pasta 

Are congruent parts of congruent triangles congruent? 
What the hell??????????

Republicans or democrats?  Or Nader?
Who cares - still trying to figure congruent!

What professional golfer are you most like?  Why? 
Greg Norman - because I look good in his hat.

What’s your favorite color? 
red

What’s the strongest part of your golf game? 
19th hole

Blondes or brunettes? 
blondes

What’s the weakest part of your golf game? 
beer

What do you think is the biggest problem currently facing our world? 
dung beetles and warm beer

What will you do with the $250,000 if you win? 
After sending my child through MIT, I would erradicate dung beetles.

Is Al Doermaet a.) brilliant b.) crazy c.) the dumbest f&%#@* guy you’ve ever seen d.) all of the above?  Why?
All of the above - I've met him!

What’s your favorite movie (other than handicapped)? 
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest  (family biography)

Note: These answers, submitted in writing by Mr. Thayer, have not been edited or altered in any way. Please excuse any typos or factual inconsistencies.

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