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The World's Best Bad Golf Tournament: A Documentary About Bad Golf
“This documentary on Bad Golf would give Leonard Pinth-Garnell a myoclonic seizure. I loved every bit of the nonsense!” -- Gary McCord
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Where are you from?
Glenview, Il

Do you prefer boxers or briefs?
Depends on the heat.

What do you do for a living?
I hire and fire people.

How long have you been playing golf?
Since the age of 6....20+ years.

If you could pick a dream foursome, who would be in it?
My Dad, my best friend, My son Jake and Myself...All of us are tied comming down the 18th fairway, but I just out drove them all by 40 yards. That sounds pretty good. 

Who are your personal heroes?
Ryne Sandberg, Axl Rose, Carl Lewis and Homer Simpson

What's your favorite food?
Meat Loaf, Green Beans, Mashed Potatos with gravy. Washed down with 2% milk.

Are congruent parts of congruent triangles congruent?
Of course

Republicans or democrats?  Or Nader?
Nader them all!
What professional golfer are you most like?  Why?
Jerry Kelly. Not Fashy, he's from the mid-west ,he's got a hockey player mentallity, however once the round is over he lets scores go and he can enjoy his day. Seems like a good guy.

What's your favorite color?

What's the strongest part of your golf game?
Hard to say, favorite club is the PW. Does that answere your question.

Blondes or brunettes?
At the same time,yae baby!....... just kidding honey.

What's the weakest part of your golf game?
Long Irons

What do you think is the biggest problem currently facing our world?
Too meny stupid people have too much money and there not using it for the better ment of humanity.

What will you do with the $250,000 if you win?
Party like a rock star. I never said I wasn't stupid.

Is Al Doermaet a.) brilliant b.) crazy c.) the dumbest f&%#@* guy you've ever seen d.) all of the above?  Why?
Seemed like a ass to me, but when you get old peple do silly things.

What's your favorite movie (other than handicapped)?
I don't know if I can come up with just one. My top five list would include Basic Instinct, Bill & Ted, Goonies, and the Natural.

Note: These answers, submitted in writing by Mr. Smiley, have not been edited or altered in any way. Please excuse any typos or factual inconsistencies.

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