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The World's Best Bad Golf Tournament: A Documentary About Bad Golf
“This documentary on Bad Golf would give Leonard Pinth-Garnell a myoclonic seizure. I loved every bit of the nonsense!” -- Gary McCord
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Where are you from? 
I can't answer that question.

Do you prefer boxers or briefs?

What do you do for a living? 
President of a labor union.

How long have you been playing golf?
I've been trying for about 30 yrs.

If you could pick a dream foursome, who would be in it?
ZZ Top, JFK., My Dad, and Bobby Jones.

Who are your personal heroes?
My Dad and Chesty Puller

What’s your favorite food? 
Anything with garlic!!!!

Are congruent parts of congruent triangles congruent?  
Only if they are symmetrical.

Republicans or Democrats?  Or Nader?
Anything but a bush !!!!! 

What professional golfer are you most like?  Why?
Woody Austin...we go to the same psychiatrist.

What’s your favorite color? 

What’s the strongest part of your golf game?
Forgetting about my last round !!

Blondes or brunettes?
Brunettes...(my wife is a brunette)

What’s the weakest part of your golf game?
Staying focused.

What do you think is the biggest problem currently facing our world?
Two more years of Bush!!!!!!!!

What will you do with the $250,000 if you win?
Start a golf school for Marines who suffer from severe social disorders.

Is Al Doermaet a.) brilliant b.) crazy c.) the dumbest f&%#@* guy you’ve ever seen d.) all of the above?  Why?  
(a.)  He just knows a lot of shit. 

What’s your favorite movie (other than handicapped)?
The Departed (recent) & Full Metal Jacket (classic)

Note: These answers, submitted in writing by Mr. Rioux, have not been edited or altered in any way. Please excuse any typos or factual inconsistencies.

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