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The World's Best Bad Golf Tournament: A Documentary About Bad Golf
“This documentary on Bad Golf would give Leonard Pinth-Garnell a myoclonic seizure. I loved every bit of the nonsense!” -- Gary McCord
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Where are you from?
Chicago. Northwest side. Born and raised.

Do you prefer boxers or briefs?
Depends a lot on the weather. I have a few pairs of both kinds.

What do you do for a living?
I'm a garbageman, but not for Mr. Doermaet's company, for a different waste managment service provider. We do a lot of work for the city.

How long have you been playing golf?
At least 20 years. Can't remember when I started.

If you could pick a dream foursome, who would be in it?
Tiger, for sure. His wife. Her sister. And then probably mickelson. Or maybe Els.

Who are your personal heroes?
Mike Ditka and entire offensive line from the 1985 super bowl bears. Van Horne, Bortz, Hilgenberg, Thayer, and Covert. And Walter Payton. Sweetness, BABY!

What’s your favorite food?
Cheeseburger and beer

Are congruent parts of congruent triangles congruent?
You stumped me

Republicans or democrats?  Or Nader?
Usually democrats, but I don't always vote.

What professional golfer are you most like?  Why?
Probably ChiChi Rodrigez. I have a short swing kind of like he did. I wonder if anyone even remembers him.

What’s your favorite color?
My truck is blue, so I gotta say blue. I spend more time in my truck than anywhere.

What’s the strongest part of your golf game?
I tee off with my five iron, but I usually hit that real good.

Blondes or brunettes?
Either. Both. i'm not married right now.

What’s the weakest part of your golf game?
I hate shots where you have to hit over something like a pond or a trap. It's probably a mental thing but I almost always end up chunking it right into the water or sand.

What do you think is the biggest problem currently facing our world?
Well the biggest problem for me right now is defnitely gas prices.

What will you do with the $250,000 if you win?
I'll probably throw a big party for my buddies and then I'm gonna start up a bar, a place where we can all hang out after golfing and softball. And hopefully it'll make some money, too.

Is Al Doermaet a.) brilliant b.) crazy c.) the dumbest f&%#@* guy you’ve ever seen d.) all of the above?  Why? 
I don't really know him, but I know I wouldn't give away so much of my money, so maybe C. Will he see this?

What’s your favorite movie (other than handicapped)?
Brian's Song.

Note: These answers, submitted in writing by Mr. Kosac, have not been edited or altered in any way. Please excuse any typos or factual inconsistencies.

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