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The World's Best Bad Golf Tournament: A Documentary About Bad Golf
“This documentary on Bad Golf would give Leonard Pinth-Garnell a myoclonic seizure. I loved every bit of the nonsense!” -- Gary McCord
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Where are you from?
Originally born in New Jersey, moved to Chicago area in 1969 and now reside in Glenview
Do you prefer boxers or briefs? 
Actually the combo, boxerbriefs
What do you do for a living? 
Commercial Banking
How long have you been playing golf? 
Since 1977

If you could pick a dream foursome, who would be in it?
St. Patrick, Warren Buffet, my father and of course Tiger Woods.
Who are your personal heroes?
My family and friends
What's your favorite food?
Deep dish Chicago Style Pizza and Chineese Food
Are congruent parts of congruent triangles congruent?
Congruently yes!
Republicans or democrats?  Or Nader? 
What professional golfer are you most like?  Why? 
Besides Adam Sandler because of my t-shot style, Jim Furak
What's your favorite color? 
What's the strongest part of your golf game? 
Blondes or brunettes? 
What's the weakest part of your golf game?
long irons
What do you think is the biggest problem currently facing our world? 
Losing the ozone layer
What will you do with the $250,000 if you win? 
Paydown some excess debt burden
Is Al Doermaet a.) brilliant b.) crazy c.) the dumbest f&%#@* guy you've ever seen d.) all of the above?  Why?
(b) his own tournament and playing in it.
What's your favorite movie (other than handicapped)? 

Note: These answers, submitted in writing by Mr. Almond, have not been edited or altered in any way. Please excuse any typos or factual inconsistencies.

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